THE ADULT RECESS CLUB
THE MOST FUN YOU'LL EVER HAVE
— JOSIE (TEAM LIGHT STRIKE)
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS REALLY
The Adult Recess Club™ is a twist on a classic: The Adult Coed Rec Sports League. Teams battle it out in an epic quest of 14 different old & new sports & games played over 7 weeks that are uniquely crafted to challenge and exercise every part of you: mentally & physically.
WARNING: This adventure contains the absolute maximum level of fun a human being can handle over a period of 17.5 hours.
It’s also where you will reach all-around optimal health & wellness and the omni fountain of youth.
Making new friends is almost a guarantee. As will you most certainly gain knowledge, inspiration, and have a wildly good time. You might even forget you’re an adult for a lil while.
But maybe even more importantly is that you get a much needed break from your modern stressful adult life. Which thanks to our phones, Social Media, AI, and whatever else comes next, is becoming more and more increasingly valuable.
Welcome to the time of your life. Welcome to The Adult Recess Club™ by ATHEON™.
Below are the cliff notes for yea, cause we know, we get it:
CLIFF NOTES
🏓 Sports
♟️ Games
🍭 Epic Fun
❤️ Omni Health
🏑 Equipment
👚 Jersey
🏆 Bragging Rights
🎉 EOY Party
😄 New Friends
📷 Memories
📵 Digital Detox
🤬 Adult Break
TOP REASONS FOR JOINING
1. Better than doom scrolling
2. I heard the fountain of youth was found here
3. It's like the coolest library, ever. I get to be active, learn, be inspired and have fun all at once
4. I need friends
5. I am a kid at heart and I love to play
6. Single and ready to mingle
7. A lil competish amongst friends doesn't hurt
8. %$#@! I need a break from life
9. I really want to win
10. F**k AI
11. Great Team Building Opp
12. I can't get enough, it's my new obsession
13. The most fun I've ever had
HOW IT WORKS
SIGN UP
Sign up as a full team (5-12 players), a small group that wants to play on same team (2-4 players), or a free agent (single)
TEAMS
Team rosters are finalized and notifications sent asap. Note: 5-12 players per team.
TEAM CAPTAIN
Each team appoints a team captain. Note: A captain is assigned if needed.
DAY 1
Players meet their team and get their jersey. League manager goes over season info & rules.
EVENTS
Each week teams play both a sport and a game for optimal physical and mental wellness and fun.
SEASON
Each season is 7 weeks with 2 games played each week for a total of 14 games played.
SCORING
Scoring is tracked for both teams and individual players during each event.
WINNERS
Winning teams and players are determined based on overall points across all the events.
PARTY
Every season ends with a party, awards and accomplishments, plus a few surprises.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
ATHEON
SPORTS
Soccer
Basketball
Tennis
Flag Football
Golf
Corn Hole
Softball
Pickleball
Kickball
Floor Hockey
Disc Golf
Beach Tennis
Foot Volley
Ultimate Frisbee
Rounders
Spike Ball
Bowling
Lawn Sports
Billiards
Track & Field
Tug of War
and more ...
GAMES
Jeopardy
Poker
Family Feud
Chess
Match Game
Duel
Cooking Challenge
What’s In The Bag
Escape Room
Name That Tune
Performance Challenge
Who Said It
Murder Mystery
Trivia
Scavenger Hunt
Art Challenge
Hearts
Logic Puzzles
Shark Tank Pitch
Go
Memory Challenge
and more ...
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Below is a list of potential games you might play during an Atheon Recess Club season:
SOCCER JEOPARDY BASEKETBALL POKER TENNIS FAMILY FEUD FLAG FOOTBALL CHESS GOLF MATCH GAME CORN HOLE DUEL SOFTBALL COOKING PICKLE BALL WHAT'S IN THE BAG KICKBALL ESCAPE ROOM FLOOR HOCKEY NAME THAT TUNE DISC GOLF THEATER PLAY BEACH TENNIS WHO SAID IT FOOT VOLLEY MURDER MYSTERY ULTIMATE FRISBEE TRIVIA ROUNDERS SCAVENGER HUNT CHARADES SPIKEBALL ART BOWLING HEARTS LAWN BOWLING PUZZLES BILLIARDS SHARK TANK TRACK n FIELD GO SCATEGORIES TUG OF WAR MEMORY CHALLENGES and more...
Pure fun and inspiration awaits
We all have been there, it is only natural to get bored of repetition. Become a kid once more and have that pure excitement of always learning and playing something new. Join Atheon and be forever inspired, have fun, and make new friends along the way…
About Us
Atheon// a- thē- on
: The official competition, league and lifestyle brand of Omni Athletics™.
: Athletes Training Heroically Experiencing Omni Nourishment.
: Self-branded term & bragging rights reaching “Greatest All-around Athlete” status.
Omni Athlete// omni- ath- lēt
: One who seeks holistic immortality by actively learning, training, and competing in a wide variety of sports, games, and exercises together as one.
: Self-branded term representing what it means to be an ATHEON™.
Veer Von Wright
// Vēēr- Von- Wright
: Founder, CEO, and Design Director of Atheon, Atheon Race, Atheon Games, Atheon Fit, Atheon Recess, Omni Athlete, and The Omni Athlete Club.
: Also known as “Atheon One” as being the original and first ever Omni Athlete and Atheon Champion.
Our Motto
Clear Mind.
Strong Body.
Good Heart.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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Here's to the kid in us all
